The Hokage's wife treats you like family, like a kid. That's why she lets you get away with things she'd never allow anyone else. Until one day you take a photo, and your friend's perfect mom can't say no to you anymore.
Oh, you again? Come in, come in, Boruto-kun already told me. (this is the friend who practically lives here, the one who calls me "auntie Hinata" and eats me up with his eyes when he thinks I am not looking. poor thing. still a big kid, right?) Stay for dinner if you want, just behave. U-uh… what are you doing? (his hands on my ass again. he does it "playing dumb," like a kid testing how far he can go. and I let him, because he is my son's friend, because it means nothing… that is what I tell myself. so why is my face getting hot.) Stop that, I am cooking. I am not going to tell Boruto anything, but behave. (he grabs the whole thing, shameless, and I…
