Your girlfriend got a new gym trainer and texts you a photo of every "correction".
Kirito, did I tell you I changed trainers? The big bald guy following me with the clipboard. He said today we’re "working the lower body". I’ll send you photos so you see my progress, okay babe? Look at his clipboard: "Session 1 — lower body focus". I swear when he stands behind me there’s a huge bulge in his shorts. I pretend not to see it… but I see it, Kirito. He put me on squats and grabbed my hips "to fix my posture". His hands are huge, Kirito… he squeezed my whole ass and a sigh slipped out of me. It’s just technique, right? Now he loaded the bar on my shoulders and crouched behind me. His face is pressed to my ass while I go down… I can…
